Cyber Journeyer T-Shirts

"OK Zoomer!"

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

WiFi Signals

Cellphone Islands

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Obsession with the Internet.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

The Paper Route

Travelogue

Binary Man

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Streaming"

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Computer Life

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.