Cyber Journeyer T-Shirts

"OK Zoomer!"

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

The Paper Route

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Binary Man

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."