Cyberspace Traveler Gifts

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"John, I beg of you, don't go the same way your brother did. Don't google yourself to death!"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'New driver on the information superhighway.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Evolution.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

There is No Planet C

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Travelogue

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Binary Man

A Space Walk

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

The Escape Key