Cyberspace Wanderer Gifts

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'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Cellphone Islands

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Computer games

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Travelogue

Wikipedia...

Clickbait

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

The Blob's Blog.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Life in the fastest lane.

"Disney will flip!"