World Wide Web Wanderer Gifts

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Travelogue

Wikipedia...

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Silver Surfer.

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

The Blob's Blog.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Computer Life

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

The Wiki Man.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.