The Web Wanderer Gifts

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Moses on the web

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Hither and Yon sign

"Where the wild things were."

Cellphone Islands

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Wikipedia...

Travelogue

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Clickbait

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Streaming"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Silver Surfer.

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."