Internet Wanderers Gifts

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Internet.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Wikipedia...

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Technological Dependence.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Streaming"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Silver Surfer.

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."