Cyberspace Adventurer Gifts

'Fred has stuff on his PC that isn't PC at all!'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

The Internet - Search Warrant

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

Binary Man

"It's been nice, but I really have to be getting back to my own virtual reality."

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

Obsession with Internet

'Computers Around The World'

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Head over Hooves

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

The Lost World: You are Here

WiFi Signals

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'