Cyberspace Surfer Pillows

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Not that net!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The World Wide Web.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Trick or Tweet

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Binary Man

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Crop duster wanted.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."