Cyber Surfing Warrior Pillows

"They can take my song-sharing capabilities when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers."

Hate Platforms

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trick or Tweet

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Binary Man

Internet Cafe.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kevin had a computer virus.

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Websiteless -- please help.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Spam.

Computer virus

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"