Ironic Internet Surfer Pillows

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Fakebook

'Website still under construction'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

A beach has meters.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

How do they know me so well?

Did you get my "friend request"?

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Serf's up"

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

My computer is running so slow. Must be a blog jam!