Late-night Web Surfer Pillows

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"You've got web feet"

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Pop up begger.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Website still under construction'

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.