Old-school Web Surfer Pillows

'Stupid dial-up!'

'Not that net!'

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Cyber Dream

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

"You've got web feet"

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Pop up begger.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

The Wiki Man.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

'Website still under construction'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"