Old-school Web Surfer T-Shirts

'Stupid dial-up!'

'Not that net!'

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Pop up begger.

"You've got web feet"

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Website still under construction'

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.