Rustic Web Surfer T-Shirts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"You've got web feet"

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Pop up begger.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Connected to the world

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"And how do expect to pay for this, Mr Morton?"

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

'Website still under construction'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

How do they know me so well?

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.