'It's a new syndrome we're seeing more of... 'Google-itis'.'
Web Surfer T-Shirts
Our t-shirts for web surfers feature playful designs inspired by the digital ocean. Dress them in witty, comfortable tees that honor their love of surfing the internet or the waves.
"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."
"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?
"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."
"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."
"We come out and serenade all first time web users."
'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'
'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''
"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."
'The Internet really helps with my dieting. When I busy surfing the web I have no time to surf the refrigerator shelves.'
'Consumer' on the information highway chooses which speed lane
Instant Message from your wife: Your Dinner's getting cold!
Distance learning.
The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.
Since the company switched to transparent glass partitions, I'm suffering from web surfing withdrawal.'
Next Website Please.
"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."
'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'
Computer fun
Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.
Connected to the world
You want to see me, boss? I don't approve of the websites you've been visiting on company time. They're disgusting. Immoral. They sicken me to my core. If it were up to me, minion, they'd be illegal, and you'd be going to jail. If I want to visit the Bernie Sanders website, that's my business. You're on thin ice.
Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.
'Now that you've had your colonoscopy, can I delete a few bookmarks?'
"You've got web feet"
The Wiki Man.
'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.'
Business man surfing computers
Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.
'No cyber, no service.'
"I've navigated this whole galaxy, but I can't navigate this website."
A Brief History of Metaphors For Experiencing the Internet
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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
'Not that net!'
Web Surfer T-Shirts Collection
Web Surfer Mugs
Explore our collection of web surfing mugs—brighten their mornings with designs that celebrate their love for navigating the digital seas.
Web Surfer Pillows
Find the perfect web surfing pillows to add personality and comfort to their favorite space with quirky, themed designs.
Web Surfer Prints
Browse our artistic prints inspired by web surfing—ideal for decorating a creative workspace or a fun lounge area.