Search Engine Surfer T-Shirts

,Chrome Sweet Chrome

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"Dow's up!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Cyber Dream

allovertheplace.com

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Giggle.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Hot Towel Web Service

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"You've got web feet"

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

The Wiki Man.

Google Magazine

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Modern Studying