Search Engine Surfer Prints

,Chrome Sweet Chrome

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

Trick or Tweet

"You've got computer-breath."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"Dow's up!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Cyber Dream

allovertheplace.com

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Hot Towel Web Service

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"You've got web feet"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Google Magazine

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Connected to the world

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.