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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

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Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I'd rather be phishing.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"