Software Surfer Prints

'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'

Moses on the web

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Trick or Tweet

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You've got computer-breath."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Cyber Dream

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Card shark