Software Surfer Gifts

'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'

Moses on the web

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Trick or Tweet

"You've got computer-breath."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Another nice wave.'

'No surf?'

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Card shark