Net Surfer Prints

'But I do exercise, Mom ... I surf the net!'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I wish I'd spent more time on the internet.'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

Nethead strip: Missed lectures

Woman on the Internet

'Thanks to the internet, you can meet creeds worldwide.'

'You're obsessed with surfing the net, Bob! But here it reads you can find help on www.-fight-web-addiction.com!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

"Well, that's it. I have visited every website on the Internet. Now what will I do with my time?"

Heavenly internet connection

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Not that net!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"You've got computer-breath."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'