Net Surfer Pillows

'But I do exercise, Mom ... I surf the net!'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I wish I'd spent more time on the internet.'

'I think I use the Internet too much. I find myself writing 'com' after each period.'

Nethead strip: Missed lectures

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Woman on the Internet

'Thanks to the internet, you can meet creeds worldwide.'

'You're obsessed with surfing the net, Bob! But here it reads you can find help on www.-fight-web-addiction.com!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

"Well, that's it. I have visited every website on the Internet. Now what will I do with my time?"

Heavenly internet connection

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Not that net!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

TV-Man

Baby on board.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Trick or Tweet

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You've got computer-breath."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

How I met your mother