Internet Surfer Pillows

'For the last time- will you please remove the parental lock!'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."

'Website still under construction'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Your hands are cold.

Spider invites fly to visit website.

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

"All of our friends have high speed internet. Why do we still have Croco-Dial-Up service?"

Cyber Dream

"Tell me that inspiring story about finding stuff on the web...the Little Search Engine That Could."

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Computer filth.

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

Cosmic!

WIFI connections

"I'll never forget 2004. It was the year I stopped going to the mall and started accruing all my debt online."

"The cable's out, do you get channel 6?"

Page 3 web site.

'The computer's frozen again.'

How do they know me so well?

High speed internet

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Trick or Tweet

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Internet Software, Surfing Suggestion.

House of Boxes

abduction online.com

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

"What am I, like the only dwarf who doesn't have his own website?"