Internet Surfers Pillows

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Mun – munch. HOJ. Uh-oh. It's going down. We're still upset about The Sopranos finale. We're very sorry to take it out on you.

News. Internet News. This says adults sites re the biggest money-makers on the net. It's real "pay dirt"!

"Not now, I'm reading about social media addiction."

'I don't mind taling during sex, but must you chat on-line?'

'The Easter Bunny is getting more hits on his website than mine!'

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

'I'm thinking of changing my Broadband Provider. And my Miliband Provider.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"We find that we have to put this on all public consultation websites ..."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trick or Tweet

Internet.