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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trick or Tweet

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Internet Cafe.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Silver Surfer.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

allovertheplace.com

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'