Surfing The Web Enthusiast Pillows

"Terry spends ages surfing the net for his important educational material."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Silver Surfer.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

allovertheplace.com

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."