Surfing The Web Enthusiast Mugs

"Terry spends ages surfing the net for his important educational material."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Silver Surfer.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

allovertheplace.com

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Information Macht Frei