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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Surfing koala.

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'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

allovertheplace.com

Cyber Dream

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Pop up begger.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"You've got web feet"

The Wiki Man.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."