Web Browsing Aficionado Pillows

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Terry had a computer bug.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

The Final Selfie

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"