Browsing Enthusiast Pillows

'Just browsing, thanks, but I should be able to buy the book in a couple of minutes.'

A very popular business that went bankrupt after one month: 'Just Looking: The Shop for People who Like to Browse'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Cut Price

'Here's MY information highway!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

Likes: $2.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Man doing a search on a computer

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'