Browsing Enthusiast Pillows

'Just browsing, thanks, but I should be able to buy the book in a couple of minutes.'

A very popular business that went bankrupt after one month: 'Just Looking: The Shop for People who Like to Browse'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Reading my Critics

Cut Price

'Here's MY information highway!'

Likes: $2.

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Man doing a search on a computer

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'