Blogging Enthusiast Pillows

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you a favorable mention in my blog.'

"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."

"Sure, Dad, I'll get right on my homework. Soon as I email Stacy, Oh, and I have to text Julie, Sara, and Toni. Oh, and I have to post today's pictures on my blog, and. . ."

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

The power of the blog.

"So. I read on your blog that we're breaking up."

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Must...write...blog...'

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

'Oh, I spend the mornings digging holes, and the afternoons writing in my blog.'

'It wasn't a hasty decision. A lot of blogging went into it.'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Bar conversation

Uncle Ben's Blog.

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

Beware of the blog.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"We need a better distribution system."