Blogosphere Aficionado Pillows

'I'm five weeks behind in my blog.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

How logos change over time.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

The Thinker?

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Modern Life Blues

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Selfie World

Dip Pen

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

OMG.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

Goodnight Social Media.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"All those in favor Retweet."

The power of the blog.

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."