Blogging Fan Pillows

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Ruddy bloggers!

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X