Web Browsing Aficionado Gifts

'Our health plan consists of an hour of free web time to self-diagnose.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

The Final Selfie

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"