Web Surfer Pillows

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."

'The Internet really helps with my dieting. When I busy surfing the web I have no time to surf the refrigerator shelves.'

'Consumer' on the information highway chooses which speed lane

Instant Message from your wife: Your Dinner's getting cold!

Distance learning.

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

Since the company switched to transparent glass partitions, I'm suffering from web surfing withdrawal.'

Next Website Please.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Computer fun

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Connected to the world

'Now that you've had your colonoscopy, can I delete a few bookmarks?'

"You've got web feet"

'I've got to get in shape. I visited a fitness website and now I'm sore.'

Business man surfing computers

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'No cyber, no service.'

"I've navigated this whole galaxy, but I can't navigate this website."

A Brief History of Metaphors For Experiencing the Internet

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"You've got computer-breath."

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'