Retro Web Surfer Pillows

'It's for older people who haven't got a clue about technology.'

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"You've got web feet"

The Wiki Man.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Pop up begger.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Connected to the world

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."