Retro Web Surfer Pillows

'It's for older people who haven't got a clue about technology.'

Trick or Tweet

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Cyber Dream

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"You've got web feet"

Pop up begger.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Connected to the world

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Website still under construction'