Little Web Surfer Pillows

'I told you I found it on the Web.'

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Pop up begger.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

The Wiki Man.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"You've got web feet"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Crabbing

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."