Little Web Surfer Gifts

'I told you I found it on the Web.'

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"You've got web feet"

Pop up begger.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Crabbing

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."