Adventurous Web Surfer Gifts

Pop up begger.

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"You've got web feet"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Hot Towel Web Service

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"Fight or flight?"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"We're looking for our local post office."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Stonehenge Books

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"