Adventurous Web Surfer Gifts

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Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

The Wiki Man.

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Fight or flight?"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"You've got web feet"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

Hot Towel Web Service

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"We're looking for our local post office."

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

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