Internet Surfing Adventurer Gifts

It says "This website might harm your computer." It's a cookie monster!

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Trick or Tweet

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Silver Surfer.

allovertheplace.com

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Cyber Dream

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'