Internet Surfing Gifts

Evolution.

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

'It's a new syndrome we're seeing more of... 'Google-itis'.'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

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'They're not my family. They're just a few of my Twitter and Facebook friends.'

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Clickbait

"How do you explain today's lesson was different than what's on Wikipedia?"

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

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'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Last nail in the coffin of print media

Gracebook.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"Don't believe everything you see online."

I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got swine fever,rift valley fever,bovine spongiform encelophalopathy,bluetongue or a stubbed toe!

75 years later, Tom exits the Chat Room of Rip van Winkle.

Internet baby adoption.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'And I see you have a degree from the University of Wikipedia...'

"Someone in the building recently password-protected their Wi-FI and I'm wondering if it was you."

'I'm not doing much. I'm just ego surfing. I'm looking up my name on several search engines.'

Downloading personal items on the company laptop.