Online Surfing Gifts

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"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Because it doesn't suddenly develop a headache. That's why!

Modern Day Alice in Wonderland.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Trick or Tweet

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Silver Surfer.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

allovertheplace.com

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"In da house"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."