Online Surfers Gifts

"What will you do with all the time you used to waste?"

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Not that net!'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Trick or Tweet

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Internet Cafe.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Silver Surfer.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

allovertheplace.com

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'