Net Surfers Gifts

'Not that net!'

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Trick or Tweet

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

allovertheplace.com

Cyber Dream

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'