Net-surfing Sage Gifts

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Not that net!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Trick or Tweet

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.