Net-surfing Sage Mugs

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Not that net!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Trick or Tweet

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Cyber Dream

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

Captain Thomas Coram.

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...