Web-surfing Wizard Gifts

'Cancelled Op last minute.com'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Gerald Ratner's return

Tech support...can I help you!

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Manual Labor.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'Your father installed a security system.'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Websiteless -- please help.

Go on! Pick a card.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

True Loves

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

The director said 'cut'!

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.