Browser Wizard Gifts

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Manual Labor.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

True Loves

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

The director said 'cut'!

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

'You've got Chain Mail!'