Internet Wizards Gifts

"We can now pay our water bill online, and for the sheer joy of doing so, they only charge an extra $2 dollars."

"I already use memory training program on the internet - it's called remembering my passwords."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Man doing a search on a computer

If Disney was a software company

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Why do you need so many computers?

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Man feeding his computer money.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.