Email Wizards Gifts

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Out and In.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

Spam in Hell.

In - Out - Pending.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Stationery Shop

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.